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NostraDumbAss
-- Press Predictions
Let's
review
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By Mitchell
Parks
© 1999 CompuThing
Below you'll find my personal collection of technology
analyst, journalist, and pundit predictions about Apple and
how they faired. Most of these people are just your average
Joes and Josephines trying to make a living, but somehow
began to actually believe the stuff they were shoveling.
It's bad enough that they think they truly know the future,
but it's downright harmful for them to imply to consumers
that they do.
These people tend to make frequent use of absolutes such
as "forever" and "never". They would do well to learn the
same...to learn that the future is dynamic...splintered,
random , and even titanic...it cannot be understood in a way
that would allow one to predict it beyond guesswork.
On the left, you'll find the "pundit" with their
prediction. On the right, you'll learn what actually
happened which is illustrated with a link to a recent
technology news article. On a few, I added comments in plain
italics that illustrate the depth of their error.
Famous
Predictions
Jesse Berst - ZDNET
September 09, 1998
Guide
to Alternative Operating Systems
...I personally think Windows NT will be the
mainstream operating system within a few
years....
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Correction
Corporations want the stability of UNIX,
the cost of Linux,
the ease of use of Macintosh,
and little of what NT actually offers.
Microsoft can't be trusted and NT is too fat.
Corporations are learning this and looking for
alternatives.
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Jesse Berst - ZDNET
September 09, 1998
Guide
to Alternative Operating Systems
...My belief: The Mac will be a niche player
from here on out. But its niche will be larger and
last longer thanks to Jobs' leadership.
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Correction
With a niches like this, who needs market
share?
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Richard L. Brandt - Upside
July 17, 1998
Think Incorrect
Apple also needs a clear definition of the
market(s) it plans to dominate. Forget business
applications. And even the analysts supporting the
company say that Apple isn't likely to dominate the
graphics or video markets in the future, the only
place I can imagine it has a chance.
When does the great bailout come (speaking of
when Jobs resigns as iCEO)?
Here's a prediction for you: This Fall, when his
real company, Pixar, releases "A Bug's Life" and
gives Steve a chance to bask in Hollywood glory
again.
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Correction
- March 8, 1999
FileMaker
Pro 4.1 Beats Microsoft SQL Server 7.0
- March 29, 1999
Apple
OS Could Win Some IT Hearts
- March 2, 1999
New
Power Mac G3s Extend Apple's Publishing
Leadership
- March 24, 1999
Shareholders
Go Easy on Jobs
(exerpt: At one point, a shareholder
stood up and asked, "What would it take
for you to assume your position on a
permanent basis?" Jobs evaded the
question, saying, "I don't think about
it that much." "Isn't it about time you
did?" the shareholder pressed. To which
Jobs said, "If you would like me to do
something else, just tell me." That
caused a horrified audience to shout,
"No, no, no!".
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When's he going to leave?
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Hiawatha Bray -- Boston Globe
January 5, 1999
Still
Fighting for Survival
"They did the phase where they cut and tightened
up and got into shape", said Bruce Stephen,
industry analyst with International Data Corp.
in Framingham. Although Apple has gained some
market share, he added, "We think they're going to
be a niche player."
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Correction
Remember the movie 'The Princess Bride'?
"I don't think that word means what you think it
means."
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Hiawatha Bray, Boston Globe
January 5, 1999
Still
Fighting for Survival
Tim Bajarin, president of Creative
Strategies, a computer industry research firm,
sobered the crowd by declaring that Macs will never
make up more than 10 percent of all desktop
machines.
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Correction
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Hiawatha Bray - Boston Globe
January 5, 1999
Still
Fighting for Survival
...Lower spending on research is a risky move
for a high-tech company whose future depends on a
steady stream of new products...
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Correction
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Jim Carlton - Bloomberg News
October 1998
Apple
Chronicler (Carlton) is Surprised By Job's
Success
...Now that Apple Computer Inc. has become
profitable, Jim Carlton, author of "Apple: The
Inside Story of Intrigue, Egomania and Business
Blunders", says his conclusions were wrong.
A year ago, in the book's first edition, he'd
predicted that Apple would collapse, be sold or
wither away.. "I will happily eat crow", he told
the Bloomberg Forum. "Now, while alive, it's not
going to grow much more. Apple's glory days are
over"
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Correction
Some people will never learn.
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John C. Dvorak - PC Magazine
January 1998 (before MacWorld Expo 1998)
..Folks, the Mac platform is through --
totally -- and this may be the last, if not
the next to last, Mac show...
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Correction
2 more down, 999 to go!
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John C. Dvorak - PC Magazine
January 30, 1998
"Dvorak
blasts Apple. . .again"
...I was taken aback by the amount of mail and
discussion generated by last week's rather
innocuous column about Macworld Expo. Two things
surprised me -- first, that anybody cares about
whether the Mac, as a platform, is a dead duck or
not; and second, that so many Mac users and
defenders are reading PC Magazine Online....I have
to conclude that these folks are here because
they're looking for answers to problems, answers
that can't be found in the languishing Mac
community. This is yet another sign of THE
END...
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Correction
The sky is falling? When?
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John Gartner (Gartner Group) --
TechWeb
October 13, 1998
Gartner
Group Sees No Threat To Wintel
...There are no significant threats to the Intel
or Microsoft desktop PC franchises through 2003,"
said Chris Goodhue, another PC analyst at
Gartner..
...The PC's continued growth will keep not only
Intel and Microsoft healthy, but will also mean
strong bottom lines for PC manufacturers such as
IBM, Dell, Compaq, and Hewlett-Packard, the
analysts said...
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Correction
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Aaron Goldberg -- ZDNET
November 5, 1998
iMac
Momentum Stalls After Fast Start
...Our data showed that in the initial two
weeks, from August 15th until the end of the month,
an average of 20,000 units were shipped per week.
However, in September, iMac volumes dropped to just
slightly over 9,000 units a week on average for the
month. ...This certainly prompts some speculation
on my part that a further decline in iMac volumes
is a very real possibility...
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Correction
Seems someone made a mistake.
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Bill Howard - PC Magazine
January 6, 1998
Ten
Trends for 1998
Apple packs it in....When the last of the good
graphics/publishing software gets ported to Windows
NT 5.0, the Mac could become just another display
behind glass in the Boston Computer Museum.
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Correction
I wonder when that's going to happen?
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Mary Huhn -- NY Post
1998
An
iMac-nificent Quarter for Apple
...They'll certainly survive, as long as they
keep coming out with innovative products like the
iMac. But will they return to the market share they
had three or four years ago? I don't think
so...
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Correction
Nov. 11, 1995, Apple's US market share was 13.9%.
Not quite there yet, but the "train-keeps-a-rollin'
all nite long".
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Fred Langa - TechWeb
August 26, 1998
The Herd Instinct
...My guess is that a floppy-equipped iMac will
appear within six months...
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Correction
6 Month, New iMacs, no floppy!
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Fred Langa - TechWeb
November 18, 1998
Apple's
Heavy Hand Strikes Again
...You want a Mac system? You have to buy it
from Apple. No choice, no freedom, no options.
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Correction
How many flavors you need?
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Fred Langa - Information Week
March 31, 1998
A
Bruised Apple?
The climax of Jobs' 75-minute presentation was a
demo of OS X Server; using normal, off-the-shelf G3
hardware, Jobs was simultaneously going to stream
video to 49 iMacs, plus show streaming video on the
G3 server: 50 video streams at once. Cool! Except
it didn't work. At all.
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Correction
- Notes
from MacWorld Tokyo
"From what my friends and I who were
present at the keynote could see, 47 of
the 50 iMacs supposed to stream the
Bare Naked Ladies' music video from the
G3 server did so nicely just after Jobs
left the stage."
Furthermore, the simultaneous streams
executed flawlessly MacWorld Expo in
January...where was Fred then?
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Not at all?
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Seymour Merrin
Merrin Information Services
August 10, 1998
"All the iMac can do is sustain the Apple cult a
little longer," concludes PC analyst Seymour Merrin
of Merrin Information Services Inc. "It's not going
to bring new people in."
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Correction
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Mitchell Partks - CompuThing
by Stephanie Miles - News.com
August 17, 1998
Readers
Rhapsodize on iMac
"Can you imagine the look on a child's face when
Daddy buys him or her a Compaq Presario when they
have been wanting an iMac? Ain't gonna happen,"
fantasized Mitchell Parks of CompuThing, "Daddys
can't take that look. The iMac craze is only
beginning."
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Correction
(not much of a fantasy now, huh
Stephanie?)
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James Peltz and Michael Hiltzik -
Los Angeles Times - July 28, 1998
Not
Tempted by Apple...
Staff writers James Peltz and Michael Hiltzik
debate the merits of individual stocks and other
investments.
Jim: That's Apple. I just don't see the
Macintosh market share growing significantly in the
next few years, and you can only get so far cutting
costs and reorganizing the business...
Mike: Now here's the iMac. It's got a lot
of features that are well ahead of the market, but
it lacks some that I think are indispensable in the
market. For example, it comes without a floppy disk
drive, which means you have to buy an add-on at
additional cost that makes the iMac uncompetitive
in price with standard PCs.
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Correction
Not even close!
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Jason Pontin -- Red Herring
Magazine
November 1998
Steve
Jobs Rescued Apple--but the Point is Moot
...Steve Jobs has saved Apple from going out of
business, but Apple will probably never be very
important again...
...The Macintosh has become the Volvo of
computers: expensive, stylish enough, surprisingly
fast, and the choice of a small number of people
(in the Mac's case, well-off consumers, graphic
artists, and a few educators)...
...The whole point of the Mac was to be a better
alternative to Microsoft operating systems on Intel
chips. Yet no one wants such an alternative
anymore, except graphic designers who are used to
it...
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Correction
Maybe others care too?
Or just an appropriately named Magazine?
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Jim Poyner - CIBC Oppenheimer
January 13, 1999
Apple's
Turnaround Comes Full Circle...
...Apple's at a peak right now. They are likely
to see a plateauing of iMac shipments going forward
and that is going to make the stock a lot less
interesting....
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Correction
Up, up, and away!
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Michael Slater - Microdesign
Resources
November 1997
A
Slow Fade
...I don't believe Apple can retain a strong
position in the home, I think its position in
education will decline.... I don't think Apple will
survive as an independent company...
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Correction
A swing and a miss!
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Michael Slater - Microdesign
Resources
March 1999
Profits,
iMac, are Good, But Not Enough to Stop Mac
Decline
...Although Apple's unit shipments continue to
increase, the company is struggling to grow as fast
as the overall market, now that the step-function
increase from iMac is past, leading to a stagnant
market-share position...
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Correction
He keeps saying it, but I'm not seeing
it!
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Stephen H. Wildstrom --
Businessweek
September 14, 1998
Where
Wintel Fears to Tread
Consider Apple's decision to omit a built-in
floppy drive. The logic is that floppies are
irrelevant because it's so easy to exchange files
over a network.... This decision is particularly
likely to hurt Apple in the K-12 school market,
where floppies are still widely used to store
students' personal files.
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Correction
Or not!
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Conclusion
As I said, most of these "Joes" are just tryin' to make a
living. However, there are some, like Fred Langa and
Hiawatha Bray, who have ensconced themselves against Apple
and repeatedly skew their articles contrary to reality.
They, for whatever reason, have lost the ability to be
objective on the subject and should be removed from
Apple-related journalism.
Then there is Michael Slater, who years ago, was a Mac
advocate. Today, his writings ramble and I find myself
searching for direction when I read them.He's like the Bob
Dylan of technology journalism. I wanna say, "Man, just grab
a thought and hold on to it". Even his valid criticisms of
Apple could have been better developed.
So what great one among us knows the future? Wasn't it
Bill Gates that in the early eighties said he couldn't
imagine why anyone would need more than 640k of memory on a
PC? And wasn't Bill Gates that said the internet was a
market not worth pursuing? And wasn't it this same man that
in 1996 wrote a book called "The Road Ahead"? Come on,
people don't know crap about the future... myself included.
All we understand is momentum, and that is what our pundit
friends are basing their predictions upon. They forget that
momentum has randomness, volatility, and Steve Jobs hacking
away at it all the time. It has human ambition, emotion,
determination, and error tampering with it too.
Who could have predicted Microsoft's fall from grace? who
could have predicted iMac? who could have predicted the
groundswell of support for Linux? who could have predicted
that Apple would have on-hand inventory down to 1 day? (and
by the way, in case you don't know, that's pretty close to
phenomenal).
Thanks to,
There are many I want to thank for the inspiration to put
this article together...the believers, the countless Pro-Mac
websites I have frequented over the years (most notably,
macsurfer, which I
depend upon daily), the Mac Team at Microsoft for the "Save
As" command on IE (these guys are doing a great job and
deserve encouragement), and the artists that have taken a
stand...Jennifer
Jason Leigh, Gregory Hines, and Richard Dreyfuss...just
to name a few...you've all been an inspiration, and I
thank-you. And of course, David Every of MacKiDo,
who has not only been an inspiration, but has given me a
voice with this and several articles before.
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